21Feb/080
Irish Summer
What do you call two straight days of rain in Ireland ? A weekend.
It only rains twice a year in Ireland : August through April and May through July.
What's the definition of an Irish optimist? A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.
"I can 't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it 's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"
"Well, that' s hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."