Government Job
Harry Peters went to the Australian Tax Office for a job interview.
The interviewer looks at his resume and asks him, "Are you a veteran?"
"Yes, I served 8 years in the army."
"Good, that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled. A mortar blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10 tomorrow, and we'll get you started."
"If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point your coming in for that."