All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

Sarah Silverman/MattDamon/Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck

And from Liz:
"If you want a laugh, check out these clips. I guess Jimmy ends most of his shows with "My apologies to Matt Damon - we ran out of time." His girlfriend decided to take it a bit further..."

And here's Jimmy's response: