8Sep/080
Divorce, Marriage, Weddings …
Finally after a drought, one from Edel, it's actually a whole bunch of jokes in one e-mail but I'm going to break it up over a few postings.
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale :
Wedding dress, size 8.
Worn once by mistake.
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.