Comments on: Save Energy http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/10/23/save-energy/ All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: thejoker http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/10/23/save-energy/comment-page-1/#comment-118 thejoker Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:23:22 +0000 http://www.timony.com/jokes/?p=256#comment-118 And again from Edel, except this time they really mean it! A Chara, Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of Electricity, Gas and Oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for any inconvenience. Regards, Eamon Ryan Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources And again from Edel, except this time they really mean it!

A Chara,
Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of Electricity, Gas and Oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

Regards,
Eamon Ryan
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources

]]> By: thejoker http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/10/23/save-energy/comment-page-1/#comment-105 thejoker Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:05:46 +0000 http://www.timony.com/jokes/?p=256#comment-105 And from Ernie, a generic version! :) Important Notice: DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS, THE STOCK MARKET CRASH, AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE Sincerely, The Government And from Ernie, a generic version! :)

Important Notice:

DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS, THE STOCK MARKET CRASH, AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

Sincerely,
The Government

]]> By: thejoker http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/10/23/save-energy/comment-page-1/#comment-100 thejoker Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:15:07 +0000 http://www.timony.com/jokes/?p=256#comment-100 And the US translation! :) My Fellow Americans: Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, we regret to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for any inconvenience. Regards, Samuel Bodman <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Secretary_of_Energy" rel="nofollow">United States Secretary of Energy</a> And the US translation! :)

My Fellow Americans:

Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, we regret to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Sorry for any inconvenience.
Regards,
Samuel Bodman
United States Secretary of Energy

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