Another from Ernie!
The old Chief calmly replied, ' Vietnam'.
The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.
The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains. They're going to be called....
Another great joke from Ernie, I doubt if this really happened at Harley Davidson, but it's funny.
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting all the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On his first tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'
The CEO then took out his wallet, handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT OF HERE and don't come back.'
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here? '
From across the room came a voice: