All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

Paddy’s chat up lines

From Edel:

1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special!
3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them!
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up!
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!