All those Jokes that people send me » Motorbike http://www.timony.com/jokes All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:50:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 CEO of the Week http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/05/01/ceo-of-the-week/ http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/05/01/ceo-of-the-week/#comments Fri, 01 May 2009 23:16:00 +0000 thejoker http://www.timony.com/jokes/?p=603 Another great joke from Ernie, I doubt if this really happened at Harley Davidson, but it's funny.

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting all the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On his first tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'

The CEO then took out his wallet, handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT OF HERE and don't come back.'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here? '

From across the room came a voice:'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's...

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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger"

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