Comments for All those Jokes that people send me

Comment on Crasher Squirrel by Mick T.

Mick T. — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:46:42 +0000

I can see the dialog now!

Lad in the middle with his hand out:
WTF is that lads?
Lad loading the musket:
I’m on it!
Lady:
OMG! It’s a crasher squirrel.
Squirrel:
How the f**k did I end up in Amsterdam! That was some trip.

Comment on Crasher Squirrel by thejoker

thejoker — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:49:27 +0000

And the Crasher Squirrel in Boston:

http://bostonist.com/2009/08/24/crasher_squirrel_invades_boston.php

Comment on What’s in a name? by thejoker

thejoker — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:16:41 +0000

That’s pretty funny! My 1st dupe.

Comment on What’s in a name? by Ilya

Ilya — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:45:42 +0000

Repost!
http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/10/16/group-therapy/

Comment on The Old Biker by Ilya

Ilya — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:48:08 +0000

LOL!

Comment on AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES by Ilya

Ilya — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:18:02 +0000

The last three are great!

Comment on The Dole by thejoker

thejoker — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:18:49 +0000

And the same version from Raz!

At the dole office in New Ross a Traveller walked in to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
‘Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.’

The social worker behind the counter said, ‘Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is EUR200,000 a year.’

The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said,
‘You’re bullshittin’ me!’
The social worker said, ‘Yeah, well. You started it.’

Comment on The Pope & The Limo by Ilya

Ilya — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:05:37 +0000

a russian variant of this joke goes like: “i don’t know who he is but putin is his chaffeur!”

Comment on Save Energy by thejoker

thejoker — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:23:22 +0000

And again from Edel, except this time they really mean it!

A Chara,
Due to recent economic conditions, and the rising cost of Electricity, Gas and Oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

Regards,
Eamon Ryan
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources

Comment on Santa’s Willy! by thejoker

thejoker — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:54:36 +0000

And Diane just sent me the same joke! I forgot and blogged it, and realized right afterwards and deleted it.