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	<title>All those Jokes that people send me</title>
	<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes</link>
	<description>All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me</description>
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		<title>Her Fourth Husband!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From Ernie:
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married &#8212; for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband&#8217;s occupation.
&#8220;He&#8217;s a funeral director,&#8221; she answered.
&#8220;Interesting,&#8221; the newsman thought. He [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2010/02/26/her-fourth-husband/</link>
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		<title>Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don&#8217;t notice if you call them by another dog&#8217;s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog&#8217;s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2010/02/07/why-some-men-have-dogs-and-not-wives/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Hollywood Squares&#8221;&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From Ernie!
These great questions and answers are from the days when &#8216; Hollywood Squares&#8217; game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/12/20/hollywood-squares/</link>
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		<title>Paddy&#8217;s chat up lines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From Edel:

 Did ya fart? &#8216;Cos ya just blew me away!
Are your parents retarded? &#8216;Cos your special!
My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
Is there a mirror in your knickers? &#8216;Cos I can see myself in them!
Your body reminds me of a spanner (wrench). Every time I think of you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/12/06/paddys-chat-up-lines/</link>
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		<title>Cooter and Gomer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From Ernie:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,  Cooter said, &#8216;Yup, his face is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/12/06/cooter-and-gomer/</link>
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		<title>FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
 It&#8217;s important to have a woman, who helps at home,  who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
It&#8217;s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
It&#8217;s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn&#8217;t lie to you.
It&#8217;s important to have a woman, who is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/12/05/five-rules-for-men-to-follow-to-a-happy-life/</link>
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		<title>Apple does it again!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A great one from Norm!









 









Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/12/04/apple-does-it-again/</link>
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		<title>Top Ten Country &amp; Western Songs are&#8230;&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Great one from Ernie:

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain&#8217;t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don&#8217;t Ring, You&#8217;ll Know It&#8217;s Me. 
7. I&#8217;ve Missed You, But My Aim&#8217;s Improvin&#8217;.
6. Wouldn&#8217;t Take Her To A Dogfight &#8216;Cause I&#8217;m Scared [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/12/01/top-ten-country-western-songs-are/</link>
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		<title>Wine &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wine does not make you FAT
it makes you LEAN&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. &#8230;.against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people
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		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/11/18/wine/</link>
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		<title>Nag, Nag, Nag &#8211; one of the best</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
&#8216;What time of night to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/11/02/nag-nag-nag-one-of-the-best/</link>
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