All those Jokes that people send me All those crappy jokes that people e-mail me

20Jan/090

NorDakotaCows

Another from Ernie!

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.  He is in need of a new milk  cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.  He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk.

When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner,  Ole decides to buy the cow.When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says,

'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says,

'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.  Ole replies,

'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'

Sven says,

'My wife is from Nordakota'

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2009/01/20/nordakotacows

21Feb/080

Need for Speed: Father Ted Edition

This wasn't e-mailed to me, but it's funny and I thought you'd get a kick out it. Plus, after 2 jokes where the English were the brunt of the joke (you'd never guess I'm Irish and my Irish friends e-mail me stuff like that?) I thought it was time for something poking the fun of us Irish! 🙂