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Calling in sick

From Norm:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

What’s the matter?” he asks.

I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

http://www.timony.com/jokes/2008/03/05/calling-in-sick