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Depressed?

And another one, albeit a bit tasteless, from Gina:

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck …

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Paul McCartney

Um, a wee bit tastless:

In a recent Interview regarding his divorce proceedings and future plans Paul McCartney was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again in the future, he replied,

I’d prefer it if you called her Heather.