{"id":107,"date":"2008-03-25T23:39:36","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T04:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=107"},"modified":"2008-03-25T23:44:16","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T04:44:16","slug":"conundrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/25\/conundrum\/","title":{"rendered":"Conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"

Edel was OOO<\/a> for a few days, good to see she’s back at work and being productive! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

You are driving in a <\/span>car<\/span><\/font> <\/span>at a constant speed.<\/span><\/font><\/strong> <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

On your left side is a ‘drop off’, the ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on, and on your right side is a <\/span>fire engine<\/span><\/font> <\/span>travelling at the same speed as you.<\/span><\/font><\/strong> <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

In front of you is a <\/span>galloping horse<\/span><\/font>, which is the same size as your <\/span>car<\/span><\/font> <\/span>and you cannot overtake it.<\/span><\/font><\/strong> <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Behind you is a <\/span>galloping zebra<\/span><\/font>. Both the <\/span>horse <\/span><\/span><\/font>and <\/span>zebra<\/span><\/font> <\/span>are also travelling at the same speed as you.<\/span><\/font><\/strong> <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
\n<\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n


\n*<\/span><\/font><\/strong> <\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/span>Get off the merry-go-round – you’re pissed (drunk).<\/span><\/font><\/strong> <\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/span>*<\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Edel was OOO for a few days, good to see she’s back at work and being productive! \ud83d\ude42 You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a ‘drop off’, the ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on, and on your right side is a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[191,13,46],"tags":[1965,462,40,466,467,461,464,460,463,465],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-drink","category-funny","tag-car","tag-drunk","tag-edel","tag-fire-engine","tag-fire-truck","tag-funfair","tag-horse","tag-merry-go-round","tag-pissed","tag-zebra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}