And from Ernie:<\/p>\n
What is the difference between girls\/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78<\/p>\n
At 8<\/strong> — You take her to bed and tell her a story.<\/p>\n At 18<\/strong> — You tell her a story and take her to bed.<\/p>\n At 28<\/strong> — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.<\/p>\n At 38<\/strong> — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.<\/p>\n At 48<\/strong> — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.<\/p>\n At 58<\/strong> — You stay in bed to avoid her story.<\/p>\n At 68<\/strong> — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!<\/p>\n And from Ernie: What is the difference between girls\/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,90,39],"tags":[567,560,565,132,564,566,568,569,446],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-girls","category-sex","category-women","tag-567","tag-bed","tag-cycle","tag-ernie","tag-life","tag-story","tag-what","tag-who","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who are you???<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"