{"id":16,"date":"2008-02-21T19:37:29","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T00:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=16"},"modified":"2009-01-25T18:07:37","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T23:07:37","slug":"how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/21\/how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Tell the Sex of a Fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And another from Gina! How to Tell the Sex of a Fly<\/p>\n<p>A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What are you doing?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She asked.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hunting Flies<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He responded.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Oh! Killing any?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She asked.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>he replied.<\/p>\n<p>Intrigued, she asked.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>How can you tell them apart?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He responded<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>3 were on a beer can,<br \/>\n2 were on the phone!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And another from Gina! How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. What are you doing? She asked. Hunting Flies He responded. Oh! Killing any? She asked. Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied. Intrigued, she asked. How can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,90,39],"tags":[50,49,1931,51,1932],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men","category-sex","category-women","tag-beer","tag-flies","tag-men","tag-phone","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}