Finally after a drought, one from Edel, it’s actually a whole bunch of jokes in one e-mail but I’m going to break it up over a few postings.<\/p>\n
———————————————————————-<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n My husband and I divorced over religious differences.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong>Marriage is a three-ring circus:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Wedding dress, size 8.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Worn once by mistake. Before marriage and after marriage. Finally after a drought, one from Edel, it’s actually a whole bunch of jokes in one e-mail but I’m going to break it up over a few postings. ———————————————————————- My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t. ———————————————————————- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,39],"tags":[189,770,769,768,1949,1931,767,1932],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-divorce","tag-dress","tag-engagement","tag-god","tag-marriage","tag-men","tag-weddings","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":188,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions\/188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHe thought he was God, and <\/span><\/span><\/strong>I didn’t.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>———————————————————————-<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nEngagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>———————————————————————-
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>For Sale :
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>———————————————————————
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"