{"id":185,"date":"2009-01-26T10:00:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T15:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=185"},"modified":"2009-01-26T10:02:13","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T15:02:13","slug":"marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/26\/marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage …"},"content":{"rendered":"

And one last marriage joke from Edel:<\/p>\n


\nA man goes to see the Rabbi. ‘Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I<\/span><\/span> have to talk to you about it.’
\nThe Rabbi asked, ‘What’s wrong?’
\nThe man replied, ‘My wife is poisoning me.’
\nThe Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, ‘How can that be?’
\nThe man then pleads, ‘I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?’
\nThe Rabbi then offers, ‘Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.’
\nA week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, ‘Well, I spoke to your wife….. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours<\/span>.
\nYou want my advice?’
\nThe man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
\n‘Take the poison.’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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And one last marriage joke from Edel: A man goes to see the Rabbi. ‘Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.’ The Rabbi asked, ‘What’s wrong?’ The man replied, ‘My wife is poisoning me.’ The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, ‘How can that be?’ The man then […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,318],"tags":[724,40,69,1412,1411,119],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-religion","tag-clergyman","tag-edel","tag-husband","tag-poison","tag-rabbi","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":437,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}