{"id":277,"date":"2008-11-19T23:13:05","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T04:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=277"},"modified":"2008-11-19T23:20:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T04:20:23","slug":"sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/11\/19\/sorry\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry &#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And another great one from Ernie:<\/p>\n<p>A professor at BU was giving a lecture on &#8216;Involuntary Muscular Contractions&#8217; to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you&#8217;re having an orgasm?&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She replied, <strong>&#8216;Probably deer hunting with his buddies.&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And another great one from Ernie: A professor at BU was giving a lecture on &#8216;Involuntary Muscular Contractions&#8217; to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, &#8216;Do you know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[191,444,90],"tags":[1072,938,1071,1068,445,1069,1070,818,1954,1073,71],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-medicine","category-sex","tag-classroom","tag-deer","tag-hunting","tag-involuntary-muscular-contractions","tag-medical","tag-medical-school","tag-orgasm","tag-professor","tag-school","tag-students","tag-teacher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":287,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions\/287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}