{"id":301,"date":"2008-11-30T21:17:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T02:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=301"},"modified":"2008-12-15T23:52:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T04:52:25","slug":"thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/11\/30\/thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Gina:<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: large; font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt;\">May your stuffing be tasty<br \/>\nMay your turkey plump,<br \/>\nMay your potatoes and gravy<br \/>\nHave never a lump.<br \/>\nMay your yams be delicious<br \/>\nAnd your pies take the prize,<br \/>\nAnd may your Thanksgiving dinner<br \/>\nStay off your thighs!<span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: yellow;\"><span style=\"background: #804040 none repeat scroll 0% 0%; color: yellow;\">Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!<\/span><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Gina: May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[45,1120,501,500,1115,1018,1122,1121],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","tag-gina","tag-gravy","tag-potatoes","tag-spuds","tag-stuffing","tag-thanksgiving","tag-thighs","tag-yams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}