{"id":321,"date":"2008-12-07T18:21:22","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=321"},"modified":"2008-12-07T18:22:49","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:22:49","slug":"viagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/07\/viagra\/","title":{"rendered":"Viagra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And another from Ernie:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pfizer Corp.,<\/strong> announced today that <strong>Viagra<\/strong> will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by <strong>Pepsi Cola<\/strong> as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.\u00c2\u00a0 It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of &#8220;cocktails&#8221;, &#8220;highballs&#8221;, and just a good old-fashioned &#8220;stiff drink&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:<\/p>\n<h3>MOUNT &amp; DO<\/h3>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nThought for the day: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer&#8217;s research.\u00c2\u00a0 This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.\u00c2\u00a0 If you don&#8217;t send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/07\/viagra\"><span id=\"sample-permalink\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/07\/<span id=\"editable-post-name\" title=\"Click to edit this part of the permalink\">viagra<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And another from Ernie: Pfizer Corp., announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.\u00c2\u00a0 It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,90],"tags":[1165,1163,245,1169,132,1164,1166,1173,1172,1171,1168,1162,1167,1170,59],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old","category-sex","tag-breast-implants","tag-cocktails","tag-elderly","tag-erection","tag-ernie","tag-highballs","tag-implants","tag-mount","tag-mount-do","tag-mountain-dew","tag-perky","tag-pfizer","tag-population","tag-stiff-drink","tag-viagra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions\/323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}