{"id":339,"date":"2008-12-16T00:01:31","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T05:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=339"},"modified":"2009-01-02T21:50:05","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:50:05","slug":"paddy-went-travelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/16\/paddy-went-travelling\/","title":{"rendered":"Paddy went travelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

And a few more from Edel about Paddy travelling:<\/p>\n

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.
\nThe stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
\nHe replied in disgust ‘I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!’
\nPaddy handed his drink back & said ‘Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!’<\/p>\n

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks ‘How many people are flying with you?’
\nPaddy replies ‘I dont know! Its your f***ing plane!!’<\/p>\n

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And a few more from Edel about Paddy travelling: A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust ‘I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!’ Paddy handed his drink […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,318,110],"tags":[1926,1201,114,1202,56,750,754,1200,256,257],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drink","category-irish","category-religion","category-tasteless","tag-drink","tag-easyjet","tag-flying","tag-muslim","tag-paddy","tag-plane","tag-stewardess","tag-virgins","tag-whiskey","tag-whisky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":364,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}