A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.<\/p>\n
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie<\/strong> says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.<\/strong>”<\/p>\n Passenger:<\/em> “Who?”<\/p>\n Cabbie:<\/em> “Frank Feldman.<\/strong> He’s a guy who did everything right – all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”<\/p>\n Passenger:<\/em> “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”<\/p>\n Cabbie:<\/em> “Not Frank Feldman.<\/strong> He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”<\/p>\n Passenger:<\/em> “Sounds like he was something really special.”<\/p>\n Cabbie:<\/em> “There’s more…….He had a memory like a compute<\/strong>r. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.<\/p>\n But Frank Feldman, he could do everything<\/em> right.”<\/strong><\/p>\n Passenger:<\/em> “Wow, some guy then.”<\/p>\n Cabbie:<\/em> “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n Passenger:<\/em> “Mmm, there’s not many like him around.”<\/p>\n Cabbie: <\/em>“And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too – he was the perfect man! Passenger:<\/em> “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”<\/p>\n Cabbie:<\/em> “Well, I never actually met Frank.<\/strong>”<\/p>\n Passenger:<\/em> “Then how do you know so much about him?”<\/p>\n Click to see the punch line! \ud83d\ude42 <\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right – all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,38,216,39],"tags":[69,104,103],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-men","category-one-liners","category-women","tag-husband","tag-married","tag-taxi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHe never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.<\/strong><\/em>”<\/p>\nCabbie: “I married his widow<\/em>.”<\/strong><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"