{"id":368,"date":"2009-01-07T22:18:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T03:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=368"},"modified":"2009-01-07T22:18:52","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T03:18:52","slug":"158-years-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/07\/158-years-ago\/","title":{"rendered":"158 years ago&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<p>Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> California became a state.<\/li>\n<li> The State had no electricity.<\/li>\n<li> The State had no money.<\/li>\n<li> Almost everyone spoke Spanish.<\/li>\n<li> There were gunfights in the streets.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So basically, it was just like California today; except the women had real breasts, and the men didn&#8217;t hold hands.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/07\/158-years-ago\"><span id=\"sample-permalink\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/01\/07\/<span id=\"editable-post-name\" title=\"Click to edit this part of the permalink\">158-years-ago<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California today; except the women had real breasts, and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,38,39],"tags":[1261,681,998,132,1264,1966,1262,1263],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-men","category-women","tag-1261","tag-california","tag-electricity","tag-ernie","tag-gunfights","tag-money","tag-spanish","tag-state"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}