From Edel:<\/p>\n
A man called home to his wife and said, “<\/span><\/span> <\/strong>Honey<\/span><\/span><\/strong> I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada <\/span><\/span><\/strong>with my boss & several of his Friends<\/span><\/span><\/strong> .<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office I will swing by the house to pick my things up” <\/strong><\/p>\n ” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. <\/span><\/span>“<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.<\/strong><\/p>\n The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.<\/strong><\/p>\n The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?<\/strong><\/p>\n He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?” <\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n You’ll love the answer…<\/strong> The wife replied, “ I did. They’re in your fishing box <\/span><\/span>…” <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Never Lie To A Woman…!!!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From Edel: A man called home to his wife and said, “ Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends . We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,38,39],"tags":[1419,1422,1416,1418,40,784,1420,1417,69,1415,494,235,1421,1423,119,446],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-blue-silk-pyjamas","tag-bluegill","tag-boss","tag-canada","tag-edel","tag-fishing","tag-fishy","tag-honey","tag-husband","tag-liar","tag-lie","tag-man","tag-salmon","tag-swordfish","tag-wife","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":478,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions\/478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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