{"id":499,"date":"2009-02-05T16:56:59","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=499"},"modified":"2009-02-05T17:10:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T22:10:02","slug":"paddy-sex-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/02\/05\/paddy-sex-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Paddy Sex Jokes &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More bad Irish Jokes from Edel (and she&#8217;s Irish too!):<\/p>\n<p>Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says &#8216;<em>I wonder how the girls are getting on<\/em>?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.<\/p>\n<p>She undresses &amp; lies on the bed spreadeagled &amp; says &#8216;You know what I want don&#8217;t you?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Yeah,&#8217; says Paddy. &#8216;The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More bad Irish Jokes from Edel (and she&#8217;s Irish too!): Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Paddy says &#8216;I wonder how the girls are getting on?&#8217; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses &amp; lies on the bed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[560,40,1417,1481,64,1921,1949,1482,56,1941,1480,241],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irish","tag-bed","tag-edel","tag-honey","tag-honeymoon","tag-ireland","tag-irish","tag-marriage","tag-moon","tag-paddy","tag-sex","tag-undress","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":501,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions\/501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}