{"id":51,"date":"2008-02-29T00:46:37","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T05:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=51"},"modified":"2008-02-29T00:46:37","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T05:46:37","slug":"sarah-silvermanmattdamonjimmy-kimmelben-affleck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/29\/sarah-silvermanmattdamonjimmy-kimmelben-affleck\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Silverman\/MattDamon\/Jimmy Kimmel\/Ben Affleck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And from Liz:<br \/>\n&#8220;If you want a laugh, check out these clips. I guess Jimmy ends most of his shows with &#8220;My apologies to Matt Damon &#8211; we ran out of time.&#8221; His girlfriend decided to take it a bit further&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wnVJZkDuVBM\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wnVJZkDuVBM\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s Jimmy&#8217;s response:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rGa29kPBbp4\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rGa29kPBbp4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And from Liz: &#8220;If you want a laugh, check out these clips. I guess Jimmy ends most of his shows with &#8220;My apologies to Matt Damon &#8211; we ran out of time.&#8221; His girlfriend decided to take it a bit further&#8230;&#8221; And here&#8217;s Jimmy&#8217;s response:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,38,6,39],"tags":[197,196,75,195,193,194,1924],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-men","category-video","category-women","tag-197","tag-daemon","tag-flash","tag-matt","tag-sarah","tag-silverman","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}