{"id":52,"date":"2008-03-01T01:14:32","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T06:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=52"},"modified":"2008-03-04T22:53:41","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T03:53:41","slug":"actual-personal-ads-in-dublin-ireland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/01\/actual-personal-ads-in-dublin-ireland\/","title":{"rendered":"(Supposed) Actual Personal Ads in Dublin, Ireland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As it&#8217;s March the 1st and we&#8217;re approaching Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day (and the abberviation of Patrick is Paddy not Patty), time for some Irish jokes!<\/p>\n<p>From a friend of Trish&#8217;s:<br \/>\n<em>(Supposed) Actual Personal Ads in Dublin, Ireland:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Heavy drinker, <\/strong>35, Cork area.  seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic football club, and has been known to starting fights on Patrick street at 3 am.<\/p>\n<p><strong>bitter, disillusioned Dublin man<\/strong>, lately rejected by longtime fianc\u00c3\u00a9e, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ginger haired Galway man<\/strong>, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.<\/p>\n<p><strong>bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard<\/strong>, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 yr. old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.<\/p>\n<p><strong>limerick man<\/strong>, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27th, between 8:00 pm and 11:30 pm.<\/p>\n<p><strong>optimistic mayo man<\/strong>, 35, seeks a blonde 20 yr. old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As it&#8217;s March the 1st and we&#8217;re approaching Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day (and the abberviation of Patrick is Paddy not Patty), time for some Irish jokes! From a friend of Trish&#8217;s: (Supposed) Actual Personal Ads in Dublin, Ireland: Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[200,64,1921,198,199],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irish","tag-dublin","tag-ireland","tag-irish","tag-paddys-day","tag-personal-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}