{"id":55,"date":"2008-03-01T10:52:30","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T15:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=55"},"modified":"2008-03-01T10:52:30","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T15:52:30","slug":"one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/03\/01\/one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"One-liners!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And a couple of one-liners from <a href=\"http:\/\/linux.die.net\/man\/6\/fortune\" title=\"Fortune Man page\">Fortune<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>You think Oedipus had a problem &#8212; Adam was Eve&#8217;s mother.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; Saint Patrick<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And a couple of one-liners from Fortune! You think Oedipus had a problem &#8212; Adam was Eve&#8217;s mother. &#8220;All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.&#8221; &#8212; Saint Patrick<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123,46,186,38,39],"tags":[212,213,1946,125,211,215,214],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fortune","category-funny","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-adam","tag-eve","tag-fortune","tag-linux","tag-oedipus","tag-patrick","tag-saint-patrick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}