From Ernie:<\/p>\n
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.<\/p>\n
Then Ted died of heart disease.<\/p>\n
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.<\/p>\n
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.<\/p>\n
Again Judy remarried, and this time<\/p>\n
She & John had 5 more children.<\/p>\n
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.<\/p>\n
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.<\/p>\n
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,<\/p>\n
“Lord, they are finally together.”<\/p>\n
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:<\/p>\n
“Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?”<\/p>\n
Margaret replied: “I think he means her legs, Ethel…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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