{"id":622,"date":"2009-07-08T21:39:42","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T02:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=622"},"modified":"2009-11-18T18:35:11","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T23:35:11","slug":"naked-cowboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2009\/07\/08\/naked-cowboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked Cowboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>A\u00c2\u00a0Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired <span>cowboy<\/span> coming toward him with nothing on but his <span>cowboy<\/span> hat, his gun and his boots.<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong> He arrests him for<\/strong><\/span><tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong> indecent exposure.<\/strong><\/span><\/tt> <tt><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><br \/>\n<tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around <\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #002100; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>like this?'<\/strong><\/span><\/tt> <tt><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><br \/>\n<tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>The <span>cowboy<\/span> says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ....<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. <\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><\/p>\n<p><tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #000000;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span> <tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town <span>cowboy<\/span>.. '<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #000000;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span> <tt><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>'And here I am.'<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #000000;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span> <tt><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-size: x-small;\"><strong>Son of a Gun. \u00c2\u00a0Blonde Men do exist<\/strong><\/span><\/tt><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u00c2\u00a0Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. 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