{"id":10,"date":"2008-12-14T02:50:27","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T07:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=10"},"modified":"2008-12-14T02:50:27","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T07:50:27","slug":"santas-willy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/12\/14\/santas-willy\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa’s Willy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This one’s been on the back boiler for a while, but now it’s close to Christmas and I don’t remember who sent this to me! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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\n<\/span>For Crying out loud…<\/strong><\/span> <\/span>Act your age… There is no Santa!<\/strong><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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This one’s been on the back boiler for a while, but now it’s close to Christmas and I don’t remember who sent this to me! \ud83d\ude42 Scroll down and you’ll see Santa’s willy! Whoo hoo — gonna love this… * * * * * * * * * * * * *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[1930,1174,23,1175,25],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas","tag-christmas","tag-claus","tag-santa","tag-santa-claus","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":325,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}