{"id":109,"date":"2008-04-02T18:13:51","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T23:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=109"},"modified":"2008-04-02T18:13:51","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T23:13:51","slug":"all-grandpas-heed-this-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/04\/02\/all-grandpas-heed-this-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No-one’s been sending joke, however Gina sent us a few! Thanks Gina.<\/p>\n

Do not lose your grandkids in the shopping mall!<\/p>\n

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said:<\/p>\n

‘I’ve lost my grandpa!’<\/p>\n

The cop asked:<\/p>\n

‘What’s he like?’<\/p>\n

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied:<\/p>\n

‘Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.’<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No-one’s been sending joke, however Gina sent us a few! Thanks Gina. Do not lose your grandkids in the shopping mall! My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said: ‘I’ve lost my grandpa!’ The cop asked: ‘What’s he like?’ The little boy hesitated for a moment […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,471,38],"tags":[245,45,474,472,473,1970,476,1971,477],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-kids","category-men","tag-elderly","tag-gina","tag-granddad","tag-grandkids","tag-grandpa","tag-kids","tag-mall","tag-police","tag-policeman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}