{"id":11,"date":"2008-02-21T00:50:33","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T05:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=11"},"modified":"2009-01-25T18:05:58","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T23:05:58","slug":"a-mexican-an-iraqi-and-a-girl-from-michigan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/21\/a-mexican-an-iraqi-and-a-girl-from-michigan\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Girl from Michigan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, &#8220;In Mexico our  glasses are so cheap we don&#8217;t need to drink from the same glass twice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He  says, &#8220;In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don&#8217;t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.<\/p>\n<p>The Michigan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says<\/p>\n<h3>&#8220;In Michigan we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don&#8217;t have to drink with the same ones twice.&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/21\/a-mexican-an-iraqi-and-a-girl-from-michigan\/\">http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/21\/a-mexican-an-iraqi-and-a-girl-from-michigan\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, &#8220;In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don&#8217;t need to drink from the same glass twice.&#8221; An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,13,12],"tags":[1400,1933,1926,30,1402,31,652,1401,28,27,29],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-drink","category-girls","tag-ak-47","tag-american","tag-drink","tag-girl","tag-glass","tag-glasses","tag-gun","tag-illegal","tag-iraqi","tag-mexican","tag-michigan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":428,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}