{"id":110,"date":"2008-04-02T18:19:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T23:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=110"},"modified":"2008-04-02T18:19:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T23:19:23","slug":"depressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/04\/02\/depressed\/","title":{"rendered":"Depressed?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And another one, albeit a bit <em>tasteless<\/em>, from Gina:<\/p>\n<p>I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.   Got a call center in Pakistan.   I told them I was suicidal.<\/p>\n<h3>They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck &#8230;<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And another one, albeit a bit tasteless, from Gina: I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[110,290],"tags":[478,45,479,1944,480],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tasteless","category-wisedom","tag-depressed","tag-gina","tag-suicidal","tag-tasteless","tag-truck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}