{"id":118,"date":"2008-05-08T18:48:31","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T23:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=118"},"modified":"2008-05-08T18:48:31","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T23:48:31","slug":"underwear-dust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/05\/08\/underwear-dust\/","title":{"rendered":"Underwear Dust"},"content":{"rendered":"

And one from Diane!<\/p>\n

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

‘What the Hell is this??’ <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

‘April,’ <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

he hollered into the bathroom, <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

She replied …<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

‘It’s not talcum powder…It’s ‘Miracle Grow<\/a>‘<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And one from Diane! One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,186,38,39],"tags":[511,512,509,69,508,507,506,505,510,119],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-ass","tag-backside","tag-grow","tag-husband","tag-miracle","tag-miracle-grow","tag-powder","tag-talcum","tag-underwear","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}