{"id":119,"date":"2008-05-13T08:22:51","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T13:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=119"},"modified":"2008-05-13T08:25:17","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T13:25:17","slug":"am-i-a-polar-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/05\/13\/am-i-a-polar-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I a Polar Bear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Edel:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">A polar bear asks his Mother, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcMom, am I a real polar bear?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes darling, of course you are.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d his mother answered.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you SURE I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a polar bear?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes dear,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d his mother replied, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You are. I am, you sister is, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re father is, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re all polar bears.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you POSITIVE?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, yes, for the last time, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a polar bear! Why do you keep asking?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2>&#8220;Cause I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m f**king freezing!&#8221;<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Edel: A polar bear asks his Mother, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcMom, am I a real polar bear?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes darling, of course you are.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d his mother answered. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you SURE I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a polar bear?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes dear,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d his mother replied, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You are. I am, you sister is, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re father is, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re all polar bears.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you POSITIVE?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, yes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[191,46,63],"tags":[192,514,284,40,516,517,515,513],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-funny","category-weather","tag-animal","tag-bear","tag-cold","tag-edel","tag-mom","tag-mother","tag-mum","tag-polar-bear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}