{"id":12,"date":"2008-02-19T22:48:55","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T03:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=12"},"modified":"2008-02-19T22:48:55","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T03:48:55","slug":"water-or-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/02\/19\/water-or-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"Water or Wine?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E-coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.<\/p>\n<p>However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and\/or fermenting. Remember:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Water = Poop<\/p>\n<p>Wine = Health.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Therefore, it&#8217;s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s&#8211;t.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I&#8217;m doing it<br \/>\nas a public service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E-coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[1926,33,32],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drink","tag-drink","tag-poop","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}