{"id":121,"date":"2008-05-19T18:51:01","date_gmt":"2008-05-19T23:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=121"},"modified":"2008-05-19T19:54:37","modified_gmt":"2008-05-20T00:54:37","slug":"irish-ingenuity-when-it-comes-to-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/05\/19\/irish-ingenuity-when-it-comes-to-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish ingenuity when it comes to women"},"content":{"rendered":"

And from Brendan:<\/p>\n

Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.<\/p>\n

Mick says “how you doin?”
\nPaddy says ” do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”
\nMick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed ..
\nHe says “your dad’s sent me up here to shag the both of you “.
\nThey say “get away with ya.. prove it.”
\nMick shouts downstairs “Paddy, both of em?”<\/p>\n

Paddy shouts back “of course both of em, what’s the point of f#ckin one?”<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And from Brendan: Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him. Mick says “how you doin?” Paddy says ” do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.” Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed .. He […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,3,38,90,39],"tags":[559,560,561,554,558,552,563,64,1921,553,551,56,550,562,557,556,555,1932],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-irish","category-men","category-sex","category-women","tag-559","tag-bed","tag-brendan","tag-broken","tag-daughers","tag-fcking","tag-gorgeous","tag-ireland","tag-irish","tag-leg","tag-mick","tag-paddy","tag-shoes","tag-shout","tag-twin","tag-twins","tag-upstairs","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":821,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions\/821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}