I forget who sent me this one:<\/p>\n
Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
\nHe maketh me to lie down on park benches.
\nHe leadeth me beside the still factories.
\nHe restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party.
\nHe leadeth me onto the paths of unemployment for his cronies’ sake.
\nYea, though no weapons of mass destruction have been found,
\nHe makest me continue to fear Evil.
\nHis tax cuts for the rich and his deficit spending discomfort me.
\nHe anointest me with never-ending debt:
\nVerily my days of savings and assets are kaput.
\nSurely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of his
\nadministration,
\nAnd my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I forget who sent me this one: Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want. He maketh me to lie down on park benches. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party. He leadeth me onto the paths of unemployment for his cronies’ sake. Yea, though no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,98,285],"tags":[1933,359,663,1958],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-government","category-politics","tag-american","tag-bush","tag-kaput","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}