{"id":124,"date":"2008-05-31T11:09:16","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T16:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=124"},"modified":"2008-05-31T11:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-31T16:20:00","slug":"my-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/05\/31\/my-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"My dog!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a dog; I named him Stay.<\/p>\n<p>So when I&#8217;d go to call him, I&#8217;d say,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here, Stay, here&#8230;&#8221; but he got wise to that.  Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Steven Wright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I&#8217;d go to call him, I&#8217;d say, &#8220;Here, Stay, here&#8230;&#8221; but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing. &#8212; Steven Wright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,123,216],"tags":[1950,1946,1961,571,218,217,219],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog","category-fortune","category-one-liners","tag-dog","tag-fortune","tag-quote","tag-stay","tag-steven","tag-steven-wright","tag-wright"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}