{"id":125,"date":"2008-06-18T18:01:16","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T23:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=125"},"modified":"2008-06-18T18:01:16","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T23:01:16","slug":"amen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/06\/18\/amen\/","title":{"rendered":"Amen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And from Tom R:<\/p>\n<h3>We  here in Ireland, can&#8217;t figure out why people are even  bothering to hold an election in the United States.<\/h3>\n<h3>On one side, you have  a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer, who is  married to a bitch, who is a lawyer.<\/h3>\n<h3>On the other side, you have a war  hero married to a good looking woman, who owns a beer  distributorship.<\/h3>\n<h3>What are you lads thinking over there?<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And from Tom R: We here in Ireland, can&#8217;t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer, who is married to a bitch, who is a lawyer. On the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,13,46,98,3,285],"tags":[573,50,574,576,577,1974,1958,572],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american","category-drink","category-funny","category-government","category-irish","category-politics","tag-america","tag-beer","tag-bitch","tag-election","tag-lads","tag-lawyer","tag-politics","tag-tom-r"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}