{"id":127,"date":"2008-06-24T23:30:07","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T04:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=127"},"modified":"2008-06-24T23:33:26","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T04:33:26","slug":"chain-e-mails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/06\/24\/chain-e-mails\/","title":{"rendered":"Chain E-mails!"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Ernie:<\/p>\n

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I’m Still waiting….<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

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I did what you told me<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/em>..<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I sent the email to 10 people like you said<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/em> .<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/em> <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n
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NONE OF THAT <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>SHIT<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>WORKED!<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n
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For 2008, could you please just send <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>money<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>, <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>chocolate<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>, movie tickets, <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>gasoline vouchers<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong> or <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>airline tickets<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>instead?<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n
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Thank<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>you<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Ernie: I’m Still waiting…. I did what you told me.. I sent the email to 10 people like you said . I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen. To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,290],"tags":[486,586,591,584,320,585,132,1969,590,537,1966,589,587,588],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-wisedom","tag-chain","tag-chain-e-mail","tag-chain-letters","tag-chain-mail","tag-chocolate","tag-e-mail","tag-ernie","tag-friends","tag-gasoline-vouchers","tag-mail","tag-money","tag-movie-tickets","tag-waiting","tag-wishes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}