And from Ernie:<\/p>\n
This could happen to you.<\/span><\/span><\/em> And from Ernie: This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’ I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know wh at got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine!’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,607],"tags":[602,604,606,132,603,605,51,83],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-technology","tag-bathroom","tag-cell","tag-cell-phone","tag-ernie","tag-mobile","tag-mobile-phone","tag-phone","tag-toilet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em>
\nI was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
\n‘Hi, how are you?’ <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em>
\nI’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know wh at got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
\n‘Doin’ just fine!’<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nAnd the other person says:
\n‘So what are you up to?’<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em>
\nWhat kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
\n‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!’<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em>
\nAt this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another que stion.
\n‘Can I come over?’<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em>
\nOk, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
\n‘No…….I’m a little busy right now!!!’ <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nThen I hear the person say
\nnervously….<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\n‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"