{"id":135,"date":"2008-08-09T16:55:35","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T21:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=135"},"modified":"2008-08-09T16:56:07","modified_gmt":"2008-08-09T21:56:07","slug":"the-silent-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/08\/09\/the-silent-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"The Silent Fart …"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Edel:<\/p>\n

An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, ‘ I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?’<\/h4>\n

He replies ‘ Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Edel: An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, ‘ I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?’ He replies ‘ Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,5,318],"tags":[661,658,657,40,245,659,656,69,660,1923,119],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marriage","category-old","category-religion","tag-battery","tag-church","tag-deaf","tag-edel","tag-elderly","tag-fart","tag-hearing-aid","tag-husband","tag-mass","tag-old","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":143,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}