From Gina:<\/p>\n
Two English businessmen in London – were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.<\/p>\n
One said to the other,<\/p>\n
‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked<\/p>\n
‘What are you selling’ here<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
One of the men replied sarcastically,<\/p>\n
‘We’re selling arse-holes.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said,<\/p>\n
‘You are doing well … Only two left!’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Englishmen – God bless them – should not mess with Irishmen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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