{"id":168,"date":"2008-08-19T00:11:33","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T05:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/?p=168"},"modified":"2008-08-19T00:12:09","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T05:12:09","slug":"how-to-treat-a-woman-or-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/2008\/08\/19\/how-to-treat-a-woman-or-a-man\/","title":{"rendered":"How to treat a woman or a man."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie:<\/p>\n<h5>How to treat a woman:<\/h5>\n<h5>\nWine her. \u00c2\u00a0Dine her. \u00c2\u00a0Call her. Hold her. \u00c2\u00a0Surprise her. Compliment her. \u00c2\u00a0Smile at her. \u00c2\u00a0Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. \u00c2\u00a0Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. \u00c2\u00a0Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. \u00c2\u00a0Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.<\/p>\n<p>How to Treat a Man::<\/h5>\n<h5>Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don&#8217;t block the TV.<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ernie: How to treat a woman: Wine her. \u00c2\u00a0Dine her. \u00c2\u00a0Call her. Hold her. \u00c2\u00a0Surprise her. Compliment her. \u00c2\u00a0Smile at her. \u00c2\u00a0Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. \u00c2\u00a0Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. \u00c2\u00a0Give her jewelry. Buy her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,350,90,39],"tags":[303,741,735,132,738,740,739,743,235,742,737,736,32,734,446],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men","category-naked","category-sex","category-women","tag-chicken","tag-cry","tag-dine","tag-ernie","tag-her","tag-laugh","tag-listen","tag-love","tag-man","tag-romance","tag-smile","tag-surprise","tag-wine","tag-wings","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions\/170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}