And more from Edel:<\/p>\n
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n ———————————————————— ‘Look Miss,’ said the foreman, ‘have you any actual experience \u00c2\u00a0in picking lemons?’ ‘Well, as a matter if fact, yes!’ she replied.? ‘I’ve been divorced three times.’ And more from Edel: Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ———————————————————— The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. ‘Look Miss,’ said the foreman, ‘have you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[277,190,186,38,39],"tags":[1957,755,189,1950,330,40,1977,47,773,771,772,1931,446,1932],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cat","category-dog","category-marriage","category-men","category-women","tag-cat","tag-cats","tag-divorce","tag-dog","tag-dogs","tag-edel","tag-family","tag-florida","tag-foreman","tag-hurricane","tag-lemon","tag-men","tag-woman","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
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\nWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>
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