From Gina:<\/p>\n
Some times you just have to ask yourself ” Will I live to be 80?”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing at the beach?”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>He then looked at me and asked,<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span> From Gina: Some times you just have to ask yourself ” Will I live to be 80?” I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,444,137],"tags":[777,321,785,783,61,778,784,786,45,782,1967,774,775,1941,780,781,776,779],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-medicine","category-retirement","tag-777","tag-alcohol","tag-beach","tag-boat","tag-doctor","tag-drugs","tag-fishing","tag-gamble","tag-gina","tag-golf","tag-medicine","tag-physician","tag-primary-care","tag-sex","tag-steak","tag-sun","tag-tests","tag-tobacco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions\/195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.timony.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>I recently chose a new primary care physician.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>“No,” I replied. “I don’t do drugs, either.”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>I said, “No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>“No, I don’t,” I said.<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>“No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n“Then why do you give a shit?<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"