Ernie’s really been forwarding out the jokes recently:
\nA woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.<\/p>\n
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.<\/p>\n
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a’ so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.<\/p>\n
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ and rode off.<\/p>\n
‘What did you do to get that Indian so excited?’ asked the service-station attendant. ‘Nothing,’ the woman answered.<\/p>\n
‘I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.’<\/p>\n
‘Lady,’ the attendant said, ‘Indians don’t use saddles’ !!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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